The adventures of Elliot Deady
The blog of a teenager
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My sister smells
nice
So last night, I’d just gone to sleep - knowing that in about 15 minutes a nurse would come and wake me up to get me to take my tablets. I’d just nodded off and then the nurse walked in with my tablets. Pretty much as soon as she left this other nurse who usually works down on the 9th floor with adults walked in. She said she was helping my nurse because they were very busy here last night and she had come in to do my observations. She went to do my blood pressure and she forgot to turn the machine on (plus she said the machine was different to downstairs, so she probably didn’t know how to use it). Normally they pump it up until it reaches 90 or so, but this nurse pumped it up to 200! And then she realised she didn’t press the big on button. Never mind, these things happen!
‘I see myself as a satellite navigation system’
Are you OK?
The Fairy Jobmother
I love this programme, haha.
lol the food here is so mank
Food lady: Can I take your lunch? Me: YES! Food lady: You want me to come back later so you can finish? Me: Uuuuuuh no. Food lady: You not hungry? Me: Mhm
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This makes me think of Spongebob Squarepants!
